The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus, and Other Revelations from Conservapedia

Did you know that octopuses live in trees?



Or that the theory of gravity is still up for debate among scientists?

Conservapedia knows. Having been linked by Sullivan, the site is now so slow that it will probably take you a while to enter its parallel universe. While you wait, something to ponder:

If a tree octopus falls in the forest, and gravity is only a theory, does God hear the splat?