Um... How Did This Happen?

I came home last night, emptied my pockets, and found this. I swear I wasn't drunk. I swear I didn't pick this flyer up on my own, fold it three times, and then stash it away for future reference. Should I be flattered? Did someone slip this into the back pocket of my pants when I wasn't looking? Is reverse-pick-pocketing the new help wanted ad?